Transformers Isaidub !!better!! -

Bumblebee is there, but he's not a cool Camaro. He's a beaten-up, yellow Ambassador taxi that speaks in the high-pitched, hysterical voice of a drunk local comedian. Optimus Prime stands fifty feet tall, but his chest emblem is a poorly Photoshopped picture of a vada pav , and he keeps shouting, "En thalaivanukku oru whistle adinga da!" ("Give a whistle for my leader, guys!")

Buffer-Overload screeches. "You can't! The dub is the truth!" transformers isaidub

The next morning, Ari stares at his computer. The Isaidub site is gone. Wiped clean. But on his studio desk is a single, pristine USB drive. It's labeled: " Transformers: The One True Dub. " Bumblebee is there, but he's not a cool Camaro

The sky returns to normal. The Autobots, now whole and noble, give Ari a silent nod. Optimus Prime's eyes glow blue. "You chose creation over theft," he says, in perfect, elegant Tamil. "That is the real prime directive." "You can't

With each correct line he broadcasts, a glitching Autobot snaps back to reality. The Ambassador Taxi's paint turns to sleek yellow. The vada pav on Optimus's chest fades, replaced by the noble Autobot insignia.

Revenge of the Dub