This rarely hits the puck. But when it does? Chaos.
The red light flashes. The obnoxious buzzer sounds like a dying robot seagull. table hockey hijinks
By: The Midnight Gamer Reading Time: 6 minutes This rarely hits the puck
"THAT’S A GOAL! HOUSE RULES! CEILING SHOT COUNTS!" Me: "THERE IS NO HOUSE RULE FOR ASTROPHYSICS!" The Aftermath We called it a draw because the cat threw up the pretzel water, and the lasagna was charcoal. The red light flashes
My favorite move. When Dave shoots, I spin my goalie rod 360 degrees. Does it work? No. Does it look cool? Also no. But it occasionally knocks the beer bottles over like bowling pins, creating a liquid defense. The Grand Finale: The Overtime "Ceiling Shot" Sudden death. The tension is thick. The kitchen timer goes off (lasagna is done, but we ignore it). Dave has the puck on my blue line.