Immediately types ‘urban dictionary squirt’ into a private browser tab.
I consider myself a pretty savvy internet shopper. I have a separate email address just for loyalty programs. I know how to stack discounts at the grocery store. I’ve even successfully used a “30% off your first order” code for a pizza chain three times using different Gmail periods.
The coupon read: “Buy 2 Get 1 Free. Valid at participating gas stations. Not valid for cash value.”
The Weekly Grind Post Title: I Found “Squirt Coupons” in My Spam Folder & Now I Have Questions
If they hand me a soda, I win. If they call security, I also win.