Onesie | Skyrim

If you’ve ever wanted to shout dragons out of the sky while drowning in a sea of fleece, the Skyrim Onesie is your destiny. It’s equal parts ridiculous, nostalgic, and absurdly warm.

Yes—and I’m eyeing the Daedric armor version next. For now, I’ll be on my couch, fus-ro-dah-ing potato chips into my mouth. skyrim onesie

I’m 5’9”, 170 lbs, and a medium fits perfectly—roomy but not drowning. The material is a thick polyester fleece (80% poly, 20% cotton blend on mine). It’s warm . Like, “I’m going to turn the heat down to 60°F and still sweat” warm. The zipper runs from collar to crotch (standard onesie style), which makes bathroom breaks a tactical operation. Pro tip: unzip before you really need to go. If you’ve ever wanted to shout dragons out