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– In a groundbreaking report that has rattled the foundations of both the education system and the caffeine industry, QuackPrep’s dubious research division has confirmed what desperate parents have been praying for: Marathon, sleep-deprived, soul-crushing study sessions are marginally better than doing absolutely nothing.

As "QuackPrep.org" implies a satirical or critical take on the test prep industry (mocking "cram school" culture and the over-commercialization of education), I have written an article in that distinct voice. quackprep.org

In a related story, QuackPrep has just released its latest luxury product: . For only $4,999, students receive a wooden pencil that we claim was once chewed on by a Princeton admissions officer. It comes with a 45-page guide on how to blame your proctor for your lack of focus. – In a groundbreaking report that has rattled

QuackPrep is so confident in our ability to mildly inconvenience you that we offer our signature Double Duck Guarantee : If your score does not go up by at least 200 points, we will double your study hours for free. You lose? No, you lose . For only $4,999, students receive a wooden pencil

Below is a feature piece for . Headline: New Study Finds That Staring at a Practice Test for 14 Hours Straight is ‘Technically’ a Form of Studying

QuackPrep.org: We teach to the test, because teaching to the brain is too hard.