“Hello, ordinary people,” she began, then winced. “No. That’s terrible. Hello… everyone. My name is Elara. I’m a princess. And my heir just kicked me so hard in the bladder that I almost cancelled a trade negotiation with the dwarven clans. Send help. And a toilet.”
Six weeks later, a courtier leaked her identity. The kingdom erupted. The conservative Council of Elders called it “unbecoming of a future queen.” The Dowager Queen, her mother-in-law, issued a statement: “Dignity is not content.” pregnantprincess manyvids
Advertisers fled. The palace threatened to revoke her tablet. “Hello, ordinary people,” she began, then winced
Elara was hooked.
“Hello, ordinary people,” she began, then winced. “No. That’s terrible. Hello… everyone. My name is Elara. I’m a princess. And my heir just kicked me so hard in the bladder that I almost cancelled a trade negotiation with the dwarven clans. Send help. And a toilet.”
Six weeks later, a courtier leaked her identity. The kingdom erupted. The conservative Council of Elders called it “unbecoming of a future queen.” The Dowager Queen, her mother-in-law, issued a statement: “Dignity is not content.”
Advertisers fled. The palace threatened to revoke her tablet.
Elara was hooked.