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— Catch the full "Comfort Zone" issue of Noodle Magazine on newsstands next Tuesday. Or, just read it in bed. We won’t judge.

Welcome to the era of

The Slow Noodle: Why ‘Bed Rotting’ is the New Night Out noodle magzine hot

Last year, we told you that dopamine menus were saving our attention spans. This year, we’re throwing the menu away and eating straight from the pot. — Catch the full "Comfort Zone" issue of

Entertainment metrics are shifting. Spotify Wrapped is out; "How many consecutive hours you watched The Office background noise" is in. The post-pandemic hangover has officially cured the FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out). In its place is JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out), seasoned with a heavy pinch of garlic butter. Welcome to the era of The Slow Noodle:

TikTok’s latest controversial wellness trend—spending an entire Sunday in bed scrolling, snacking, and streaming—has been condemned by productivity bros but celebrated by Noodle .

So put on the sweatpants with the hole in the knee. Order the greasy delivery. And remember: You don’t have to go out to have a story. Sometimes, the best plot is the one you sleep through.