My Toilet Is Clogged With Toilet Paper ((exclusive)) Today

Here’s a short, humorous piece on the topic:

It started innocently enough. A standard bathroom visit. Nothing heroic, nothing sinister. I did my duty, reached for the roll, and pulled off what I considered a reasonable amount of toilet paper. Then, because I am a believer in abundance, I pulled off a little more. And then, just to be safe, a little more than that. my toilet is clogged with toilet paper

I flushed.