He whispers: “Pwned.”
By morning, he’d constructed a pair of oversized sunglasses out of shattered monitor glass and declared himself “xX_NoScope_King_Xx.” Then he sneezed. The sneeze wasn’t a sneeze. It was a . Three decibels shy of lethal. mlg virus
Subject: "MLG Virus"
And then I’ll detonate the 4,000 cans of unshaken Monster Energy I’ve wired to the drain. He whispers: “Pwned
I’ve rigged the pool with speakers. I’m going to play the one sound they can’t resist—a low-quality recording of “Smash Mouth – All Star” played backwards at 0.25x speed. It will draw them all in. He whispers: “Pwned.” By morning