Miss Penelope Dork Diaries Link

Ah. There it was. The real story.

The first week was a blur of disasters. She replaced the salt with sugar before a dinner party for the ambassador of something. She taught the parrot to say “Your aura is giving landfill.” She locked the chef in the wine cellar because he “looked at her funny.” (He had yawned. That was the crime.) miss penelope dork diaries

Penelope’s eighth birthday was in three days. miss penelope dork diaries