Melody Marks Poop - ((top))

She looked me dead in the eye, pointed to the living room carpet, and said:

No. She was being literal. And frankly, brilliant. melody marks poop

Have you ever had a "Melody Marks" moment in your house? Tell me your war stories in the comments below. Misery loves company. She looked me dead in the eye, pointed

In our household, a "Melody Mark" has become shorthand for that specific, horrifying moment when your child’s digestive system creates a permanent souvenir. pointed to the living room carpet

She looked me dead in the eye, pointed to the living room carpet, and said:

No. She was being literal. And frankly, brilliant.

Have you ever had a "Melody Marks" moment in your house? Tell me your war stories in the comments below. Misery loves company.

In our household, a "Melody Mark" has become shorthand for that specific, horrifying moment when your child’s digestive system creates a permanent souvenir.