Laapsi

We have all experienced it. That sickening moment when your foot finds nothing but air, your center of gravity betrays you, and time seems to slow down as you begin a rapid, undignified descent toward the pavement. In Hindi and colloquial North Indian English, this event has a short, punchy, and oddly perfect name: Laapsi (लपसी).

Because the floor is always waiting. And it has a sense of humor. So, the next time you see someone suddenly perform an unplanned interpretive dance with the sidewalk, remember the word. Smile, offer a hand, and whisper under your breath: "Laapsi." laapsi

If there is a trip to the hospital, it is no longer a laapsi ; it has been promoted to a durdhatna (accident) or chot (injury). The laapsi lives exclusively in the realm of the non-fatal and the hilarious. Part of the joy of the laapsi is the word itself. It is onomatopoeic in a wet, slippery way. Say it aloud: Laap-see . It sounds like a small, soft object hitting a wet floor. It lacks the sharp, dangerous ring of “crash” or “collapse.” Instead, it feels forgiving, almost cuddly. We have all experienced it