I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Greece Episode 1 [upd] Instant

By the time all six assemble, they are exhausted, sunburnt, and already bickering. Achilles tries to lead; Katerina has a panic attack over a lizard; Mitsos sings a dirge about his lost luggage.

Eleni, in a quiet confessional, says: “I’ve rowed through storms with broken ribs. These people are my real trial.” i'm a celebrity... get me out of here greece episode 1

The twist: camp votes for who least deserves to return. They unanimously pick Achilles. By the time all six assemble, they are

Achilles, for all his bravado, freezes at the tunnel’s mouth. For three agonizing minutes, he hyperventilates. Aliagas mock-whispers, “Even heroes wept in Hades.” These people are my real trial

(One star deducted for overuse of “Hades” puns.) Watchability Index: High. Especially if you’ve ever wanted to see a Greek folk singer threaten to quit over undercooked lentils.

If you want to see influencers weep, shipping magnates barter dignity for crackers, and a rower slowly become the team’s quiet dictator — tune in. Just don’t expect any sympathy from the gods.