I Hate Luv Storys May 2026

We aren't looking for partners anymore. We are looking for supporting actors in the biopic of our lives. And that is exhausting. The love stories I hate never show the Tuesday afternoon.

In real life? If someone shows up at my office with a marching band after I specifically asked for space, I am calling HR. If you interrupt my best friend’s wedding to confess your feelings, I hope the bride’s father tackles you. i hate luv storys

I hate stories.