Horsecore 2008 May 2026

The tutorial takes 45 minutes because the horse refuses to listen. Literally. The game requires you to tap the "Trust" button 500 times before the horse agrees to turn left.

You have three friends over and want to laugh at the "Post-Kick Orgasmic Slow Motion" cutscene. Skip it if: You have any respect for actual horses, soldiers, or game design. horsecore 2008

The final boss fight is a helicopter that you must headbutt while jumping off a collapsing bridge. The bridge is made of hay. The tutorial takes 45 minutes because the horse