Ghosts S01e05 | Bd9 [extra Quality]

A new ghost flickers into existence in the library: a mime from the 1970s, stuck in an invisible box. He taps on the glass. No one notices. He weeps silently.

Beaumont is refined, condescending, and furious that Alberta (a famous 1920s chanteuse) died in "his" house before he did. "I reviewed your opening night at the Algonquin," he sniffs. "Two stars. You rushed the bridge." Alberta, who has never been more insulted, threatens to scat him into next Tuesday. ghosts s01e05 bd9

But the real conflict emerges when Beaumont reveals he can do something no other ghost can: The catch: he only does it to critique them. He calls it "reviewing from within." A new ghost flickers into existence in the

Flower convinces Thorfinn to "astral project" (which they cannot do) by staring at a lava lamp Jay bought. They fail, but in the process, they invent a game: "If we could possess a car, where would we go?" Flower wants to drive to a 1974 Grateful Dead show. Thorfinn wants to rampage through an Ikea. The game becomes weirdly touching. He weeps silently

Sam writes a new B&B rule: "No napping in the parlor armchair." Jay installs a "Ghost Nap Zone" sign anyway.

Beaumont, shaken, admits that he died before ever writing a rave review. His one fear: irrelevance. Alberta offers a truce: he can write a "review" of her afterlife performance. He scribbles furiously, then reads aloud: "Alberta Haynes... transcendent. Five stars. The acoustics of eternity suit her."