Elsa | On |link| Crack

(muffled into marshmallows) " Obviously. " Final Thoughts Elsa on crack isn’t a villain. She’s not even a hero. She’s just… a lot. The energy of a thousand snowflakes, zero impulse control, and the architectural ambition of a caffeinated demigod.

"That was your sugar stash."

"WE’RE BUILDING A THOUSAND ICE SWANS. RIGHT NOW. AND THEN WE’RE REROOFING THE CASTLE. THEN I’M CHALLENGING THE NORTH MOUNTAIN TO A FISTFIGHT." elsa on crack

"I think she found Anna’s old sugar stash." (muffled into marshmallows) " Obviously

Disclaimer: This is a satirical, fictional piece. No Disney princesses were harmed (or given stimulants) in the making of this blog post. Let’s be real: We all know Elsa as the anxious, elegant, "conceal-don’t-feel" queen of Arendelle. She sings about letting it go while carefully choreographing her emotional awakening into a Broadway ballad. She’s just… a lot