I grabbed Brandon’s camera, flipped on the flash, and aimed it at the “magic mirror.” The light bounced off, hitting the apple and—because glitter glue is 90% reflective—sent a blast of light straight into Mackenzie’s hair.
“OMG a fairy?? Did she have contouring? Fairies always have great cheekbones.” Zoey: “More importantly, what’s the dress code?” dork diaries once upon a dork
When we arrived (via skateboard-laundry-basket, which was surprisingly aerodynamic), the palace was… suspiciously familiar. I grabbed Brandon’s camera, flipped on the flash,
“Exactly!” Gladiola cried. “But you’re a dork! I mean—a creative problem-solver! You have three hours.” I grabbed Brandon’s camera
Mackenzie sang “Let It Go” but changed the lyrics to “Let Me Win.” It was… painful.