“No,” Mark whispered. “Don’t you dare.”

“Goldendoodle or Lab?”

He tried a wire hanger. He fished blindly, hoping to break up the suspected “Gus-tastrophe.” The hanger emerged clean, which was somehow more terrifying.

Panic set in. Mark texted his buddy, a plumber, at 2:15 AM: “Help. Toilet clogged. It’s… biological.”

The plumber texted back: “Pumpkin or corn?”

The floor became a Jackson Pollock of seasonal gourds and regret.

Dog Poop Clogged Toilet -

Dog Poop Clogged Toilet -

“No,” Mark whispered. “Don’t you dare.”

“Goldendoodle or Lab?”

He tried a wire hanger. He fished blindly, hoping to break up the suspected “Gus-tastrophe.” The hanger emerged clean, which was somehow more terrifying. dog poop clogged toilet

Panic set in. Mark texted his buddy, a plumber, at 2:15 AM: “Help. Toilet clogged. It’s… biological.” “No,” Mark whispered

The plumber texted back: “Pumpkin or corn?” dog poop clogged toilet

The floor became a Jackson Pollock of seasonal gourds and regret.