"Someone tell Netflix to stop suggesting thrillers. I am already stressed about my plants."
The Royal Court of Blankets
"Who finished the pickle? I will not name names. But Rohan. It was Rohan." aunty in bed
By 8 a.m., she'd be propped against three feather pillows, a steaming chai on the nightstand, and her old reading glasses perched halfway down her nose. The duvet was pulled up to her chin, even in summer. "The fan is trying to assassinate me," she'd insist, pointing a bony finger at the ceiling. "Someone tell Netflix to stop suggesting thrillers
Her phone buzzed constantly. The family group chat, "Chaos & Chai," lit up with her morning dispatches: a steaming chai on the nightstand
"Get up? Child, I am not in bed. I am strategically horizontal . There is a difference."