Birds Go 1.5.2 ((top)) - Angry

"Finally!" Chuck zipped by in a blur of yellow lightning. "My handling stat was a joke! Now I can take the hairpin at the Churn without flying into the cheese volcano!"

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!" King Pig screamed, mashing his newly nerfed "Piggy Missile" button. The missile sputtered out, flew ten feet, and popped into a sad little party streamer. angry birds go 1.5.2

But the birds were already gone, zipping away into the sunset, celebrating their balanced, fair, and slightly more difficult victory. "Finally

King Pig stared at his empty kart. Then, he pulled out a tiny white flag. The missile sputtered out, flew ten feet, and

Red laughed. He drifted perfectly through the final corner—a move impossible in the old version—and crossed the finish line first.

King Pig Smooth Cheeks slammed his tiny golden fist on the dashboard of his brand-new "Royal Rumble" kart. It was a monstrous machine—gold-plated, with a diamond-encrusted exhaust and a horn that played a tiny fanfare. But it wouldn't move.

"Lost your edge, Porky?" Red taunted.