You wanna use The Beast ? For a DVD9 ? That’s a dual-layer, folks. The laser has to focus twice as hard. It gets tired. You have to tell it a bedtime story.
(without looking up) That’s not a certification. That’s a participation award they email to everyone.
(smiling) You know, in my day, we just showed them a filmstrip. A crank, a bulb, and a prayer.
It’s the economy, honey. Pay attention.